1) The son of this Albion player made his debut as a 15 year old becoming his club's youngest ever player. In doing this, he broke Cliff Bastin's 87 year old record.(1991-94)

2) This Albion player was married to a Big Brother Contestant during her appearance on the 2003 edition of the show. He retired from football to take up a career as a fireman.(1992-98)

3) This Albion player appeared on Dancing on Ice. He would later marry his skate partner.(1997-1999)
 
4)This Albion player became a police officer after retiring working as an authorised firearms officer. He has provided armed security at Merry Hill Shopping Centre most notably. (2001-04)

5) This Albion player once worked as a model for Armani.(2003-05)

6)This Albion player grew up a Celtic fan and was awarded an MBE in 2010 for his services to sport in London and his father's homeland. (2000-04)

7) In 2008 this Albion player was awarded the Gold Medal of Honour and Gratitude by the Provincial Government of Albacete alongside Andrés Iniesta for being two of only three Albacete natives to play for their national team. (2010-11)

8) This Albion player recieved vocational education in the field of electrical engineering and includes skiing among his interests.(2010-2012)

9) This Albion player gained international media attention when he was photographed travelling by bus after a problem with his car. What I'm saying is he's a big deal where he's from. (2013-14)

That has to be it, surely?

Reports today of human skull found up on Saddleworth Moor

Hopes are raised its belongs to the body of Keith Bennett

Missing since 1964 & murdered by Myra Hindley & Ian Brady

I do hope & prey it is the remains of poor Keith 

So his remaining family can give him a dignified funeral & christian burial

His poor mother never got that thanks to those evil bastards

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/uk-n...h-bennett/

No trains running at all on Chiltern, LNWR, WMT or Avanti.

Pieters is a good solid signing.

Rogic and Kelly ready to be involved tomorrow. 

O'Shea and Molumby back unscathed.

Ajayi, Dike and Bryan making good progress. 

Reyes been training with the first team and earning praise from Bruce. 

Castro back on the Ballon D'or trail. 

Not been a bad week. 

Just need 3 points tomorrow to polish it off and it's lift-off!! 

WBA 1-2 Swansea 

Last show on Radio 2 this afternoon.
41 years of Radio 1 then Radio 2 for him. One of those I assume Nicey and Smashy were based on.

Truss or Bruce?

Both out of their depth, doing shit jobs and disliked by all and sundry.

Another one gone
Strange to get rid at the end of the break?

Finding myself in Palma Majorca airport with three hours to spare due to a delayed flight, I decided that now was the time to finally buy some new aftershave.  My supply of Old Spice and Aramis from the 1970s had run out a couple of decades ago, and the £15 bottle of Kouros purchased from Home Bargains in the Ryemarket Stourbridge (the most expensive thing in the shop) is on its last dregs.

My opinion of aftershave and associated accessories has been somewhat ruined by the lad’s return from three years at university. He arrived with the full range of Lynx accessories and a truly horrendous girlfriend. 

After a week ensconced in his room with his aftershave and the witch, the dog ventured in to say hello, and returned carrying a whiff of Lynx around the house, and with its sense of smell decimated.   Appalled by this assault on her senses, the dog headed for the garden to roll in some fox shit on the lawn.

So I ventured out into the duty-free shop at Palma airport thinking I might find a bottle of Hai Karate for a fiver, or something similar.

WTF? 

The cheapest stuff I could find was something called D Wood Square or something like that for about 90 euros.  Some geezer named Tom Ford sells a bottle the size of an eye-wash cup for over 300 euros.  Jimmy Shoe who I thought made shoes sells a bottle the size of shot glass for 250 euros.  Either my sense of smell is going, or they are peddling tainted water because none of them smelt of anything. 

Thirty minutes later I had a fist full of litmus test papers smelling of nothing, and retired defeated, to Burger King to waste a couple of hours.  

I’ll call into Home Bargains next week to see what they’ve got.  I’ll leave it to Proth to tell me what the millionaire about town is wearing these days. 
 
PS The girlfriend has gone.

The saga continues...

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/loca...5-million/