Grealish

[HeathAyIt]

They should jail him for a year, if true

I doubt he was drunk though. Probably rolling around in the gutter and the police assumed the worse.

How would you breathalise him with social distancing?

He definitely runs the risk of being used as an example by the court system

[Kit Kat Chunky]

They should jail him for a year, if true

I doubt he was drunk though. Probably rolling around in the gutter and the police assumed the worse.

How would you breathalise him with social distancing?

He definitely runs the risk of being used as an example by the court system

If they send him down, would he sit on his arse with his arms in the air?

[HeathAyIt]

They should jail him for a year, if true

I doubt he was drunk though. Probably rolling around in the gutter and the police assumed the worse.

How would you breathalise him with social distancing?

He definitely runs the risk of being used as an example by the court system

If they send him down, would he sit on his arse with his arms in the air?

6 months in the showers would have him practice staying upright

[rsbaggy2]

https://medium.com/@domphillipscsgo/jack...05db02228e

Stupid twat if true.

Should throw the book at him given the current situation. Jail time.

[fbaggy]

surprised as Grealish doesnt have previous with drinking to excess does he.

oh wait 

[Kit Kat Chunky]

10.00 AM this morning. Someone sensible would have stopped last night, slept it off and drove home in the morning.

Will be interesting to see if he did this (notwithstanding lockdown), or was pissed out of his tree

[Albionmad]

The Vile media specialists are on the case.

It war 'im melud. Twas a Greasy himpersonata. Our client was at um suppin is coco and didn't realise said himpersonata ad nicked is car.

[sickParrot]

Fucking idiot.

[Ministry Of Silly Signings]

`M`lud, I feel the jury should take into account that my client has endured major trauma, in fact, M`lud, he still has flashbacks of a centre forward called Roger Rigez or something, actually scoring with his hand. No further questions M`lud`.

[Kit Kat Chunky]

`M`lud, I feel the jury should take into account that my client has endured major trauma, in fact, M`lud, he still has flashbacks of a centre forward called Roger Rigez or something, actually scoring with his hand. No further questions M`lud`.

Its bought him to his knees, m'lud