Sitting down to piss?
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#Piss
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#2
Women and some blokes do it, possibly even educated fleas do it...each to their own and I guess it minimises mis-aimed wee...
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#3
I'm a nocturnal sit down pisser. no lights on, easier to get back to sleep, less likely to miss the bog too. Thoroughly recommended for the stand-up lads out there. #PissChat
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(04-17-2020, 02:27 PM)DAVE Wrote: I'm a nocturnal sit down pisser.  no lights on, easier to get back to sleep, less likely to miss the bog too.  Thoroughly recommended for the stand-up lads out there. #PissChat

Sit down for during the night and first piss of the day. Also post-coital To mitigate damage caused when it shoots off in weird directions and drenches the bathroom floor
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(04-17-2020, 02:46 PM)UCEbaggie Wrote:
(04-17-2020, 02:27 PM)DAVE Wrote: I'm a nocturnal sit down pisser.  no lights on, easier to get back to sleep, less likely to miss the bog too.  Thoroughly recommended for the stand-up lads out there. #PissChat

Sit down for during the night and first piss of the day. Also post-coital To mitigate damage caused when it shoots off in weird directions and drenches the bathroom floor

I remember in an early Frank Skinner stand-up he mentioned this very issue. Big Grin
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I always stand.

It goes where it goes...
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(04-17-2020, 02:51 PM)pickrollflickgoal Wrote:
(04-17-2020, 02:46 PM)UCEbaggie Wrote:
(04-17-2020, 02:27 PM)DAVE Wrote: I'm a nocturnal sit down pisser.  no lights on, easier to get back to sleep, less likely to miss the bog too.  Thoroughly recommended for the stand-up lads out there. #PissChat

Sit down for during the night and first piss of the day. Also post-coital To mitigate damage caused when it shoots off in weird directions and drenches the bathroom floor

I remember in an early Frank Skinner stand-up he mentioned this very issue. Big Grin

Very amusing scene in ‘Me, Myself and Irene’ too
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#8
Good call on post coital diversionary splash. Men often don’t open up about this taboo
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(04-17-2020, 02:52 PM)DAVE Wrote: Good call on post coital diversionary splash. Men often don’t open up about this taboo

Plaiting
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(04-17-2020, 04:10 PM)Ossian Wrote:
(04-17-2020, 02:52 PM)DAVE Wrote: Good call on post coital diversionary splash. Men often don’t open up about this taboo

Plaiting

As in Gail from Corrie?
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