Congratulations Boris & Carrie

[Protheroe]

There's nothing like a newborn to pull the country together and lift our spirits.

[HeathAyIt]

Itll spend its first 18 years doing the immediate family tree.

[baggy1]

There's nothing like a newborn to pull the country together and lift our spirits.

I think you're confusing politicians with royalty.

Sweepstake on how long he'll stick around for this one.

[Ossian]

There's nothing like a newborn to pull the country together and lift our spirits.

I think you're confusing politicians with royalty.

And 'the country' with the handful of people who might actually give a shit.

[chasetownbaggie]

Must admit I laughed out loud at this line in the BBC report of it:

The baby is Ms Symonds' first child, while Mr Johnson is known to have fathered five.

[HeathAyIt]

Must admit I laughed out loud at this line in the BBC report of it:

The baby is Ms Symonds' first child, while Mr Johnson is known to have fathered five.

Its known there is at least 6 but one has its identity hidden.

Classy.

[Shabby Russian]

This is obviously on a personal level for them, their families and close friends a very happy occurrence.

But for the nation?

It's really nothing to do with us, and we wouldn't as a country to descend into personality cult politics.

[Sunshine]

Is there a just giving page for every kid he has produced?

[bradesbaggie]

Marry your mistress and create a vacancy.

[The liquidator]

Fucking hell the #bekind has gone to shit .