Look into my eyes

[baggiebloke]

https://worldhypnotismday.com/

[Offside]

it is all in the mind.

It reminds me of an incident when Fat Ron was in charge and a player received a bang on the head. 

Ron asked the medic what the problem was and he replied " he can't remember who he is".

Ron's response was " tell him he's Pele and get him back on"

[Duffers]

Can we get them down the training ground? Maybe try and convince them they are Premier League footballers?

[MancBaggie]

Can we get them down the training ground? Maybe try and convince them they are footballers/ not to get tired after a 5 yard sprint?

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[MrFizz]

I was hypnotised a few years back. It was great, but now if anyone says the word 'chicken'

cluck cluck cluck

[Offside]

i was hypnotised to stop smoking 31 years ago.

[Hopalong]

Can we get them down the training ground? Maybe try and convince them they are Premier League footballers?

That's not as daft as it sounds.  

Better than maybe being told they're shite?

[Kit Kat Chunky]

Can we get them down the training ground? Maybe try and convince them they are Premier League footballers?

That's not as daft as it sounds.  

Better than maybe being told they're shite?

Until they come out of the trance, and realise they're still shite 

[Hopalong]

Can we get them down the training ground? Maybe try and convince them they are Premier League footballers?

That's not as daft as it sounds.  

Better than maybe being told they're shite?

Until they come out of the trance, and realise they're still shite 

No they're not...oh yes they are! 

Chump squad with a sprinkling of prem glitter innit.

[MassDebater]

Can we get them down the training ground? Maybe try and convince them they are Premier League footballers?

That's not as daft as it sounds.  

Better than maybe being told they're shite?

Until they come out of the trance, and realise they're still shite 

No they're not...oh yes they are! 

Chump squad with a sprinkling of prem glitter innit.

Glittery turds AOTS... until they put in a performance when the pendulum will swing again...