The missus suggested we go to the pub separately to relive our first date
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The missus suggested we go to the pub separately to relive our first date
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08-09-2019, 11:00 AM
When I arrived she was sat at the bar, so I approached her and asked if I could buy her a drink.
She turned round and said "Fuck off, I'm not falling for that again!" 
08-09-2019, 11:54 AM
08-09-2019, 11:56 AM
(08-09-2019, 11:00 AM)The Real PK Wrote: When I arrived she was sat at the bar, so I approached her and asked if I could buy her a drink. 'arftastic Sharon and Tracy at work one day were talking, Sharon had a bad throat. Tracy said 'Oh when I get a bad throat I give my husband a blow job. It works wonders'. The next day Tracy asks ' How's your throat?' Sharon replies ' It's amazing, I did what you said and my bad throat has gone. Your husband was really surprised that you suggested it though!' 
08-09-2019, 01:49 PM
(08-09-2019, 11:00 AM)The Real PK Wrote: When I arrived she was sat at the bar, so I approached her and asked if I could buy her a drink. Prefer your joke on the twatter.
Flag shagging,misogynistic,covidiot,anitvax gammon.
Or just a normal white bloke.
08-09-2019, 01:52 PM
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