Lockdown Top Tips....
#1
No 1. No Soap Liquid - Shower Gel!  Big Grin

Any more??
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#2
NUMBER 2 NO BOGROLL SHOWER GEL
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#3
Wash your hair in baked beans.
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#4
(03-11-2020, 08:24 PM)DAVE Wrote: NUMBER 2 NO BOGROLL SHOWER GEL

Don't. DON'T use the mint shower gel.

Talk about a stingy ring...
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#5
No bog roll - do a hand stand in the shower (keep your mouth shut though)
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#6
No bog roll - nip round the neighbours and shit on their lawn then do that dog dragging it's arse thing... If they complain say you researching your next role as an animal in a David Attenbrough movie.
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(03-12-2020, 10:39 AM)MassDebater Wrote: No bog roll - nip round the neighbours and shit on their lawn then do that dog dragging it's arse thing... If they complain say you researching your next role as an animal in a David Attenbrough movie.

I wondered why there was a brown "SEALSHI" on the lower lawn area.

One assumes you were disturbed.
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#8
Locked down now where I am, along with 6 million others. Worryingly, with every other fellow working from home, the InterWeb is decidedly slow.
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