Sitting down to piss?

[Jezstatham]

I sit down for so long on the toilet playing candy crush that I sometimes collapse when I stand up due to lack of feeling in my legs.

[Ossian]

Who do you think about when you're "playing candy crush"?

[steviedm]

I'm a nocturnal sit down pisser.  no lights on, easier to get back to sleep, less likely to miss the bog too.  Thoroughly recommended for the stand-up lads out there. #PissChat

My life changed considerably for the better approximately 15 years ago when I was complaining at work about always pissing all over the bathroom floor when half asleep in the middle of the night. A female colleague simply said: "Why don't you sit down then?". It had never occurred to me that this was a possibility until that lightbulb moment and since then I have happily urinated sitting down during night visits while standing up during the day.

[tiptontown]

Always a good idea to sit down when on the bog on a coach. With the coach going around corners it really does play havoc with your aim......that's as long as someone hasn't already pissed on the seat!

[4-hero]

Used to be a mission when younger waking up with wood and belly full of piss to get rid off, I couldn’t piss and touch the floor at the same time nowadays.

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Always a good idea to sit down when on the bog on a coach. With the coach going around corners it really does play havoc with your aim......that's as long as someone hasn't already pissed on the seat!

Pretty much no chance of a coach sit down unless you’re the first one to use the facility, specially on a Football/Horse Racing jolly up

[baggpuss]

I'm a nocturnal sit down pisser.  no lights on, easier to get back to sleep, less likely to miss the bog too.  Thoroughly recommended for the stand-up lads out there. #PissChat

Sit down for during the night and first piss of the day. Also post-coital To mitigate damage caused when it shoots off in weird directions and drenches the bathroom floor

I remember in an early Frank Skinner stand-up he mentioned this very issue.

I always keep a protractor in the bathroom! 

[Squid]

I'm a nocturnal sit down pisser.  no lights on, easier to get back to sleep, less likely to miss the bog too.  Thoroughly recommended for the stand-up lads out there. #PissChat

Sit down for during the night and first piss of the day. Also post-coital To mitigate damage caused when it shoots off in weird directions and drenches the bathroom floor

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[DAVE]

I'm a nocturnal sit down pisser.  no lights on, easier to get back to sleep, less likely to miss the bog too.  Thoroughly recommended for the stand-up lads out there. #PissChat

My life changed considerably for the better approximately 15 years ago when I was complaining at work about always pissing all over the bathroom floor when half asleep in the middle of the night. A female colleague simply said: "Why don't you sit down then?". It had never occurred to me that this was a possibility until that lightbulb moment and since then I have happily urinated sitting down during night visits while standing up during the day.

Heartwarming