Sitting down to piss?

[steviedm]

I'm a nocturnal sit down pisser.  no lights on, easier to get back to sleep, less likely to miss the bog too.  Thoroughly recommended for the stand-up lads out there. #PissChat

My life changed considerably for the better approximately 15 years ago when I was complaining at work about always pissing all over the bathroom floor when half asleep in the middle of the night. A female colleague simply said: "Why don't you sit down then?". It had never occurred to me that this was a possibility until that lightbulb moment and since then I have happily urinated sitting down during night visits while standing up during the day.