Sitting down to piss?

[baggpuss]

I'm a nocturnal sit down pisser.  no lights on, easier to get back to sleep, less likely to miss the bog too.  Thoroughly recommended for the stand-up lads out there. #PissChat

Sit down for during the night and first piss of the day. Also post-coital To mitigate damage caused when it shoots off in weird directions and drenches the bathroom floor

I remember in an early Frank Skinner stand-up he mentioned this very issue.

I always keep a protractor in the bathroom!