04-17-2020, 04:44 PM
I sit down for so long on the toilet playing candy crush that I sometimes collapse when I stand up due to lack of feeling in my legs.
Sitting down to piss?
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04-17-2020, 04:44 PM
I sit down for so long on the toilet playing candy crush that I sometimes collapse when I stand up due to lack of feeling in my legs.
04-17-2020, 06:50 PM
Who do you think about when you're "playing candy crush"?
04-17-2020, 06:53 PM
(04-17-2020, 02:27 PM)DAVE Wrote: I'm a nocturnal sit down pisser. no lights on, easier to get back to sleep, less likely to miss the bog too. Thoroughly recommended for the stand-up lads out there. #PissChat My life changed considerably for the better approximately 15 years ago when I was complaining at work about always pissing all over the bathroom floor when half asleep in the middle of the night. A female colleague simply said: "Why don't you sit down then?". It had never occurred to me that this was a possibility until that lightbulb moment and since then I have happily urinated sitting down during night visits while standing up during the day.
04-17-2020, 06:58 PM
Always a good idea to sit down when on the bog on a coach. With the coach going around corners it really does play havoc with your aim......that's as long as someone hasn't already pissed on the seat!
Used to be a mission when younger waking up with wood and belly full of piss to get rid off, I couldn’t piss and touch the floor at the same time nowadays.
(04-17-2020, 06:58 PM)tiptontown Wrote: Always a good idea to sit down when on the bog on a coach. With the coach going around corners it really does play havoc with your aim......that's as long as someone hasn't already pissed on the seat! Pretty much no chance of a coach sit down unless you’re the first one to use the facility, specially on a Football/Horse Racing jolly up
04-17-2020, 07:46 PM
(04-17-2020, 02:51 PM)pickrollflickgoal Wrote:(04-17-2020, 02:46 PM)UCEbaggie Wrote:(04-17-2020, 02:27 PM)DAVE Wrote: I'm a nocturnal sit down pisser. no lights on, easier to get back to sleep, less likely to miss the bog too. Thoroughly recommended for the stand-up lads out there. #PissChat I always keep a protractor in the bathroom!
04-17-2020, 08:02 PM
(04-17-2020, 02:46 PM)UCEbaggie Wrote:(04-17-2020, 02:27 PM)DAVE Wrote: I'm a nocturnal sit down pisser. no lights on, easier to get back to sleep, less likely to miss the bog too. Thoroughly recommended for the stand-up lads out there. #PissChat ???
04-18-2020, 06:01 AM
(04-17-2020, 06:53 PM)steviedm Wrote:Heartwarming(04-17-2020, 02:27 PM)DAVE Wrote: I'm a nocturnal sit down pisser. no lights on, easier to get back to sleep, less likely to miss the bog too. Thoroughly recommended for the stand-up lads out there. #PissChat |
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