It's that time of year again

[Psalm23]

One of my recent faves

“don’t buy it. I ordered this as I wanted a replacement for my broken mower. Not happy. First mow took double the time due to having to empty the basket on every length. I got stuck in every bump in grass and sprayed grass everywhere. Only received today and used once but not happy and would not reecomend.”
 
The item this person purchased was a Lawn scarifier.

[SausEggBaton]

You locked your fred again mon!

How the fudge do I keep doing that? 

Please provide idiot arrows.

You don't seem to have the same trouble finding the banning button.    

I know where that button is.

I have no idea where this Mod Wizardry button Midge speaks of is!